Friday, September 26, 2008

Randomness

1- I don't know anyone personally who can pull off a side ponytail like my sister Karen can.

2- Just found out that my brother Ted talks in his sleep all the time. I found that out here.

3- My mom talks in her sleep a lot too. She sleeps a lot too. (Double "toos").

4- Brandon told me 2 hours ago that I had to blog that when he tucked Jonah in bed Jo said, "night, night" and then started fake snoring. That kid cracks me up all day!

5- I rented Penelope but have nobody to watch it with tonight:( Brandon refuses and the girlfriends I called were all unavailable. Normally I don't mind watching movies alone but this is a chick flick with well-known actresses in it and I feel like I should be sharing. Plus, I need a social life and mine can only begin after 8pm if Brandon continues to refuse to give Elora a bottle.

6- I've been finding and being found by so many old friends and aquaintances on facebook lately. Pretty cool.

7- It is so much funnier when I fart than when anyone else does. You probably feel that way too.

9- Suddenly, out of nowhere, earlier this evening I decided that spinning the toilet paper roll should be like spinning a buddhist prayer wheel and we should chant while doing it and get points up in heaven for thinking holy thoughts while doing it.

10- People without jobs who are over 18 annoy me. People over 22 without career plans bother me. People who are hippocrites irritate me. People who are selfish and don't even know it frustrate me. And these are just the people I've been in contact with in the past week!

2 comments:

Klin said...

"we should chant while doing it and get points up in heaven for thinking holy thoughts while doing it."

Emily- just what "it" are you referring to here? :P

I love randomness.

Lauren said...

I am not gonna lie...I pull of a pretty dang good side pony tail. That is one thing I am proud of.

And...Ted doesn't have a job. Poor Ted.