Here is Jonah on Friday with his best friend, Vivian.
Today I sat down in church next to my neighbor, Sheryl, and her three-year-old son, Seth. We were directly behind Vivian and her parents. Vivian looks at me, then scowls, then asks, "Nonah?" I told her that Jonah was at home. She was not happy.
Seth: Why is Jonah at home? Me: He has a really runny nose. Seth: Why? Me: I don't know, I guess he's kind of sick cause he sure has a lot of snot. Seth: Oh. Guess what? Me: What? Seth: My penis hurts.